Current Burlesque Acts
The Creepy Clown
This loveable take on Pennywise The Clown will have you asking yourself, “Am I terrified or turned on?” Perhaps both, as this act took out the Nerdlesque Championship’s Most Awkward Boner honourable mention in 2022 and Runner Up at the 2023 The Apprentease Burlesque competition.
Starting in a spooky fashion, it becomes apparent that this little clown wants one thing: to be loved by you. This act features Pennywise’s modern facial makeup, iconic floating balloons and just enough of a creepy vibe that your audience will be on the edge of their seat before being charmed by a total scene change to some classic burlesque choreography, with a hefty dose of comedic styling.
Images L-R: 3 Fates Media, Matthew Deller, Matthew Deller
PO-TA-TOES.
Get ready to be a spec-tater to the act you didn’t know you needed but can’t live without! Once you pop, you can’t stop!
This delightfully chaotic mashup of potato love, googly eyes and sex appeal is fun, fierce and utterly unpredictable. This performance will ensure your audience is buttered up with laughs and ready for seconds.
The Hot Potato
Images L-R: 3 Fates Media, Jayden Byrne Photography, Marcus Keily. YouTube thumbnail by 3 Fates Media.
Doing it for the bored housewives everywhere. This is a tribute act to the famous 90s action flick “True Lies” starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If THAT strip scene with JLC was a formative… awakening for you, you might want to hold onto your seat and take a few deep breaths. This act is hot, wet and positively dripping with innuendo and powerful sexuality (with a heavy dose of humour to sharpen the edges). The costume has been painstakingly created to match the dress and underwear that JLC wore in the movie, though it doesn’t stay on for long!
True Lies Tribute
Images, L to R: Shannon J Shaw Photography, Jayden Byrne Photography
A cheeky PSA for anyone thinking it’s a good idea to go outside in the sun without ermm… protection.
This act is a classic bait and switch. It lulls the audience into the sense that they are about to see some very traditional/classic burlesque, turning the tone into a sexy, UV-painted time. Showing off a gorgeous rhinestoned swimsuit, floaty robe and vintage umbrella, this act goes from glamour into something NEO and very, very creamy.
NOTE: This act can only be booked by venues with appropriate UV wash lighting. Don’t worry; no UV paint goes anywhere but ALL OVER my body because sunscreen safety is sexy.
Sugary Sunshine
Images by Jayden Byrne Photography
Do you need two Pennywise The Clown acts in your life?
This draglesque lip sync to the Kirsty MacColl classic is a comedic and fun little number that is the perfect audience-warming number with loads of room for interaction and a lot of sass! It also includes several utterly terrible magic tricks and a ridiculous clown shoe reveal.
In these shoes? IT doesn’t think so!
In These Shoes - Clown
Media from DTs Haus Of Fun
Other Burlesque Acts
Need an Xmas-themed act?
Check out Rude-Olph the Filthy Reindeer here for your festive-themed burlesque event.
Did you know I can sing?
Need a Cabaret Host or an Emcee?
Past Burlesque Acts
This act is only retired due to the fragile nature of the bone headdress :(
A gorgeously powerful Viking-inspired act with an extravagant costume and fierce attitude to boot. Taking inspiration from old Viking war songs and Norse gods, Pomme De Terror commanded the room to pay attention before invoking the knights of Vahalla to battle through a Led Zepplin classic.
The Ice B*tch
Images L-R: Shannon Shaw, 3 Fates Media, Jayden Byrne